Some mornings, after a luxurious hot shower, I just want to take selfies in my underwear. Not to share with anybody (because that's tacky) but just to remember how good I can look. But then that comes with the startling reality of how awkward it is to take selfies on a Galaxy S3 when your hands are as small as mind without a) dropping the phone, or
b) getting the wrong angle all the time and you never look as good as what you think you look like in the mirror.
I have to consult my friend Josephine on how to take successful selfies.
BTW this is the first post after completing Tina Fey's ridiculously, hilarious autobiography "BossyPants". That woman's humor is off the charts! Now I'm just gonna write like how I'm talking to a friend, less vetting, more realness, more humor, less fear. Thank you Tina Fey.